Darth Paper Strikes Back by Tom Angleberger

Author:Tom Angleberger
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Amulet Books
Published: 2011-07-12T16:00:00+00:00

This time Haley and Brianna laughed, but I don’t think they even knew where the quote came from.

“Shut up, Harvey,” I said. “Mike’s right. You guys are being too mean! What if one of us just talked to her nicely?”

“I’m not doing it,” said Haley. “I don’t want to get that close to her.”

“Would you stop it?” said Amy. “If we do anything, we need to do it super-nice. We have to be totally careful about what we say.”

“Fine,” said Haley. “You guys go tell her something nice, but if you don’t get her to either hose down or drop out, then I’m getting out the Febreze.”

Mrs. Hardaway called us to rehearse “This Is My Wonderland,” which neither me or Amy are in. So we talked about it. Neither of us wanted to say anything to Lisa, but we knew one of us had to, or Haley would do it for us.

After rehearsal, we asked Mike if he would do it.

“What would I say to her?” he asked. “I would have no idea what to say.”

Then he got his big idea.

“Why not get Origami Yoda to tell her? He always knows what to say.”

“Yeah, right,” Harvey said. “I’m sure she’ll take it better if it comes from a total weirdo with a green finger puppet.”

“Nobody asked you, Harvey,” I said. “Besides, unlike your obnoxious puppet, Origami Yoda does know what he’s doing. He saved my butt big-time last year!”

“Mine too,” said Mike.

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